gonna @ you probably

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Happily married straight white male cishet boomer. Music lover. Engineer. Developer. Alabama taxpayer. Oldbie. Tesla driver. Travel hacker. Looking for amusing things to do in retirement.

I was a shitposter before shitposting was cool. Now I shop in sweat pants, drink PBR in dive bars, and shave about every three months.

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Show threadgonna @ you probablyJan 21
@sophieschmieg Real humans already do. Why would I say "You're absolutely right!" when I can say "THIS."
Show threadgonna @ you probablyAug 27, 2025
@poopypubes I have a family friend who is a POC and has always called it “Barrel of Crackers”, just to call attention to the obvious in-joke
Show threadgonna @ you probablyAug 7, 2025
@ben I am ashamed to say that I read this and retained none of it.
gonna @ you probablyAug 3, 2025
It turns out that Trump and I agree that Schumer can go to hell. For different reasons of course.
Show threadgonna @ you probablyAug 3, 2025

@hipsterelectron @ceejbot I probably did read it at some point in the late 80s but I so surmise merely because I have been using tail for longer than I can remember

On the other hand the man tail I read was probably for system V so prob irrelevant in this context

gonna @ you probablyAug 3, 2025
I like your booty but Im not gay
gonna @ you probablyJul 28, 2025
I probably will be ejected into retirement before very long so maybe at that time I will have more time for shitposting
gonna @ you probablyJul 28, 2025
for a little while anyway
gonna @ you probablyJul 28, 2025
I am back
gonna @ you probablyApr 14, 2025
Surely I have something better to do than mock stupid people on Facebook.