Captain Chris Lando

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WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
My Threads Accounthttps://www.threads.net/@jeffedsell

You know when Wile E. Coyote crawls out from under a boulder, and he's a walking accordion, or he's blown himself up, and he's just a pile of ash with eyeballs on top? And then in the next scene he's fine, and working on his next plan? You never see the part where he reconstitutes himself and gets back to normal.

That's me, today. That's where I'm at.

@RikerGoogling Just have Data press Ctrl, Geordi press Alt, and Worf press Delete. That usually fixes it.
@georgetakei Some recent photos from the war zone
A Basic Understanding of Machine Learning and Generative AI

How many 'r's are in the word 'strawberry'?

You know, I try to approach every day's job hunt with a positive attitude. I really, really do. But then I pull up a job description that has this as its first bullet point:

• You are a motivated self starter with a bias towards action

And I just wanna go back to bed.

@jaykuo It's weird how we're learning to decode him, like when we figured out that he kept insisting other countries were sending mentally disturbed immigrants to the US -- because he doesn't understand political "asylum" vs. a mental institution.

I wrote a thing: https://open.substack.com/pub/jeffedsell725188/p/how-the-greed-of-corporate-news-may?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=bgkxj

This one's about politics and news. Others will probably be about other things.

How the greed of corporate news may accidentally save us all

You don't have to be dumb to fall for a con.

I just can’t believe I haven’t gotten hired yet. I have at least 5 years of experience with all the latest #webdevelopment tech (some of which haven’t even been around for 5 years):
- CokeBottle
- Shiny Pebble
- Brakes
- SpaghettiSauce
- Birdpoop
- Dad Jeans
- Snuffleupagus
- WHOOPS
- WHOOPS 2.0
- WHOOPS Pro
- Granny
- borborygmus
- LanceBass
- ConstipatedDragon
- etc. (the framework named “etc”, not et cetera)
- etc. (et cetera)
@Bridgemakes Eww. Congrats on the job, though.
Cognitive dissonance, gotta love/hate it.