Okay, yes, this is a first world problem and not the worst aspect of our social media infoscape, but I'm gagging again at the clickbait trend to treat public health as something experts (or, evidently our own buttholes) "beg" us to do. These headlines are from a single week:
* **YOUR BUTTHOLE IS BEGGING** You to Stop Scrolling on the Toilet (Gizmodo)
* **CALIFORNIA IS BEGGING** People to Buy Grocery Store Mushrooms Instead of Poisoning Themselves (Vice)
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