Dark Brandon, Jedi Master

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"Luminous beings are we, not this crude website."

BREAKING

MSNBC now announcing that Donald Trump is indicted on FOUR COUNTS

including obstruction of official proceeding and conspiracy to defraud the United States

Today is a good day.

OK, I've got it. Here's the solution to wildfires:

Goats.

Gigantic herds of goats, sent through the underbrush to clear out dead wood that would otherwise fuel a raging inferno.

And these won't be ordinary goats, no sir. These will be FEDERAL goats.

You guys know that "non-human biologics" are literally about 99.99% of the Earth's total biomass, and 97.5% of the Earth's animal biomass, right?

"Non-human biologics" doesn't mean what that dude wants you to think it means.

When I'm looking for a bank, my number one requirement is "Did the person trick himself into overpaying by $20 billion for this app that he wants to turn into a bank because he's mad at his trans daughter?"

Striking new data about young voters should alarm Trump and the GOP

Gift link:
https://wapo.st/3O75CGH

Striking new data about young voters should alarm Trump and the GOP

On a range of issues, youth voter opinion is shifting to the left.

The Washington Post
Putin appeared paralyzed and unable to act in first hours of rebellion https://wapo.st/3ObexXI
Putin appeared paralyzed and unable to act in first hours of rebellion

Ahead of the mutiny, steps were taken to boost security at the Kremlin, but Putin was uncertain how to respond to a warlord critical to many global operations.

The Washington Post

Place your bets, folks.

“Wagner chief Prigozhin is in Russia weeks after mutiny, president of Belarus says”
https://apnews.com/article/d7134f34ccea592e52e1dcb39f4aeb94

Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin is back in Russia, Belarus says

The president of Belarus says the mercenary leader who led a short-lived mutiny against the Kremlin is in Russia and his troops are in their field camps. Thursday's announcement raised new questions about the deal that ended the extraordinary challenge to President Vladimir Putin’s rule. Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko’s claim could not be independently verified, and the Kremlin refused to comment on Yevgeny Prigozhin’s whereabouts. But Russian media have reported he was recently seen at his offices in St. Petersburg. It was not clear if Prigozhin’s presence in Russia would violate the deal. The agreement allowed the head of the Wagner Group military contractor to move to Belarus in exchange for ending the rebellion and a promise of amnesty for him and his troops.

AP News
Trump is busy on Truth Social this morning.