I have paid for information on my audience and it turns out a majority of fans are time travellers, or live in a time travelling family. So, greetings, it’s bandcamp Friday yesterday, please consider purchasing my music.
https://teethrecs.bandcamp.com/album/between-the-seed-and-the-timber
Between The Seed And The Timber, by Jas Shaw
6 track album
This nibbly game where we strip titles seems weird. Either these people are pricks but innocent and we leave them with their positions and status, or they are guilty of awful crimes and the motherfuckers should be in prison?
Look, we can’t pay the scientists, engineers or for the running costs but if you give us a billion dollars we will enable workers to analyse office equipment down to an atomic level
A fig is just a regular pear that happened to have been on the Event Horizon when the gravity drive was activated
A fig is just a regular pear that happened to have been on the Event Horizon when the gravity drive was activated
Say what again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker. Call me jinglehorse one more time.
People who think avant-garde dance is weird and not for them are tricked into really enjoying it by sneaking it into every fight scene of every action movie
Visiting someone in hospital, sure, nurses like chocolate. However, they really like fruit, fancy tea, nice ground coffee. One asked me to bring carrots but I worry that I’ll turn up with a bag of carrots and she’s not there and it looks like I think of them all as mistreated ponies
Justifiably furious people responding in a measured, dignified and constructive way always gets me
