emma is on jorts.horse nowA guy just flounced out of my apartment bc I said that Jordan Peterson is a loser AMA
@jasonwandling
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Still fucking stupidly using my real name
garfieldthings i fucking love to do:
- saying "dude"
- calling things "dope"
- calling things "hardcore"
- calling people "pieces of shit"
- swearing 15X more than is necessary
- speaking in sentences that trail off instead of having a defined ending
MK ⛄Someone had a post that started “Rigid chronological timeline concepts on how people are supposed to travel through life are garbage,” and instead of thinking “maybe go to college late in life,” I thought “FuCk YEaH, time travel!!”
Brewknoll@helldude
I'll always have a soft spot for when Karen Kilgariff says "Oh you men" and then takes a drink during the puppet feud sketch.
I'll always have a soft spot for when Karen Kilgariff says "Oh you men" and then takes a drink during the puppet feud sketch.
Hieronymus Burps 🥦MY TEEN said somethign about "moisturewave" and i got to thinking about genres based on pokemon types, and well we already have darkwave, got to thinking about plantwave, was enticed by the possibilities of bugwave, then she says "normalwave" and i say "it is when you take a song and play it back regular with no filters" and we bust up chuckling and anyway that's why i love public transit, we do our best thinking on the train
joshsobbing and saying im sorry over and over as i drown my twitter account in the bathtub
South Charleston, West Virginia’s city planner apparently has a p good sense of humor
I was up half of last night dreading a kid soccer trip today but he had a blast and I got in an awesome run on the Mon River rail trail. Lesson learned for like the millionth time
🏆state champ🏆Mastado's: report terfs and Nazi's, fav and boost your friends to show support for their content, if people post lewds tell them they look good (they are braver than the troops), make toot jokes to ingratiate yourself in the community, and dont be too mean to federated (light hearted ribbing is okay) there is a bunch of cool normies there who post about their passions and we should accept all forms of sincerity here.
mastadon'ts: dunking, dog piling, and telling me to stop tooting