Sorry I didn’t like your post. It’s nothing personal, it was just really bad.

Usually profanity makes things funnier, however butthole will always be funnier than asshole.

How many of us have permanent scars in our mouths from microwave pizza roll burns?

I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.

All I want for 2026 is to be able to google butt plugs without getting them advertised to me for the next two weeks.

Why do phones even have notification tones and ringers? Who uses that shit? If I hear your phone, I’m picking it up and throwing it at the wall.

Found out yesterday a pickle and cheese sandwich is a common thing Brits eat. This is why we declared independence. It goes against nature.

I may not be the nicest person here, but I’m also not the smartest.

Your saved posts are stored in the balls.