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The wages of slatternliness is cats

(AKA @saucissonsec on Twtitter)

I laughed til I cried
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RT @nbcsnl
NFL Gives Back: Lifting women whose boyfriends can't lift them up
https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1632267838864990209
Saturday Night Live - SNL on Twitter

“NFL Gives Back: Lifting women whose boyfriends can't lift them up”

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RT @KryssyLaReina
Y’all be easy though ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽
https://twitter.com/KryssyLaReina/status/1632014802376687617
Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁💎💍 on Twitter

“Y’all be easy though ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽”

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😀
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RT @emilygresb
I wish I had something profound to say this morning but I don’t. I’ve been laughing at this meme for like 3 hours straight. That’s the tweet.
https://twitter.com/emilygresb/status/1631680705984954371
Emily Gresbrink on Twitter

“I wish I had something profound to say this morning but I don’t. I’ve been laughing at this meme for like 3 hours straight. That’s the tweet.”

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𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕜 🫧 on Twitter

“https://t.co/oSOcITiPrM”

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I do too have a girlfriend but you wouldn't know her because I met her at summer camp and she goes to a different school in Canada.
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RT @MatthewDR
The Cybertruck looks an order of magnitude better in-person @tesla $tsla
https://twitter.com/MatthewDR/status/1630988148556660743
Matthew Donegan-Ryan on Twitter

“The Cybertruck looks an order of magnitude better in-person @tesla $tsla”

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The way my eyes bugged out of my head and my mouth dropped open!
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RT @JustBobby6_
Damn that took a turn 🤯
https://twitter.com/JustBobby6_/status/1629269382537830400
6th hokage➐ on Twitter

“Damn that took a turn 🤯”

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❤️❤️❤️
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RT @LizSeccuro
So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave… https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1630643223780794370
https://twitter.com/LizSeccuro/status/1630643223780794370
Liz Allman Seccuro on Twitter

“So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave…”

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This is very satisfying.
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RT @Brieyonce
Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.
https://twitter.com/Brieyonce/status/1630051041524760576
fragrance and foolishness on Twitter

“Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.”

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We read Zora Neale Hurston in 10th grade. This makes my heart hurt. Her use of natural language is glorious.
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RT @TheFineFeminine
The level of disrespect some of y’all have for our historical greats and the works they left us with is why many of them will never see heaven. I’m ready to fight atp. How can you say this with your full chest??????
https://twitter.com/TheFineFeminine/status/1629938686384013317
Lightly Fried Filet on Twitter

“The level of disrespect some of y’all have for our historical greats and the works they left us with is why many of them will never see heaven. I’m ready to fight atp. How can you say this with your full chest??????”

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Hurricane Gloria
The Challenger explosion
The Berlin Wall coming down
The Columbia explosion
The Indonesian tsunami
The Boston Marathon bombing
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RT @swiftoursonggg
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
https://twitter.com/swiftoursonggg/status/1629078008480010246
WILDEST DREAMS HAHA 🧣 on Twitter

“outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?”

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