Putting on soft dulcimer “lullaby” versions of Death Grips songs & doing attachment therapy rebirthing stuff w/ punk patch quilts to my it/its bf after I find boygenius scrobbles on its lastfm

Making up a kind of guy to force feminize
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Posting after five beers: whhy doues amine food look k so deliciiious ?.
[grainy edits of anime boys doing whippets]

Posting after 2.3 really loud hits: mutals awe going to call a tactical iratrike om me withg my ip addews corwdinates [recreating 'Come and See' in my mind as a low poly video game]

Posting after three black lotus whiffs: xey who foretokens our saltation. xey who will bite through xer own caul at birth. Xey who imprecates God himself I II I IIII II I I I II I I IIIIII I I I I III I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I IIII I IIIIIII I I II I I I I III I I IIII I II II I I

Me: I DO NOT REMEMBER asking “Femboy Landscaping” for 1,000 pounds of baby blue color granite, wrong number.

Longmont Potion Castle: Miss I got it in black ₐₙd white ʷʰⁱᵗᵉ ʷʰⁱᵗᵉ, you got us for our special high-contact ∂єℓινєяу packageᵃᵍᵉ ᵃᵍᵉ, coming ᵤₚ all the ฝคץ from ₛₐᵣₐⱼₑᵥₒ, the 𝖋𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖔𝖞𝖘 are all oiled up.

My ‘Oh, Just Infinite More Things’ AI Columbo stream bugs causing the culprit’s wireframe to explode+noclip through the floor after interrogation by lowpoly Peter Falk, resulting in so many pogs from chat an Amazon datacenter in Santa Clara melts like a plastic toy on a car dash

Girl in Dubious Quality Print-All-Over Yaoi Swimsuit: lets sday we workl on our breASTstroke form togetyherr?.

Her Dojikko GF: *somersaults running on wet concrete*

Me {suffocating after gallons of Monster Zero Ultra was poured into the perfluorocarbon pool}: hluuup hlup hlup

Extended Hanky Code: Vantablack: Likes Doomers/Is a Doomer Ultraviolet: We have to repopulate the hive Twitchcon Rally Towel: Chemsex in an Evangelion Ripped Out Mary Daly Page: AFAB only Plastic Stuff That Packages Sets of Coke Bottles: Choking

Judge Holden—face shining w/ oil: War endures, may as well ask man what they think of stone

GF's Siri during movie: ʳᵉˢᵘˡᵗˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍᵃʸ ᵗʷⁱⁿᵏ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶻᵒⁿᵉ

[yardangs shorn by wind into emaciated bodies were spread across the coulee like recreants lost now to all but God]