Jamie Gray

@jamiegray
14 Followers
35 Following
43 Posts
musician. writer. critic of the idiotic.
also can be found @jamiegray
websitehttp://jamiegray.19sexy.pw
Zombeavers.
Stop Everything And WATCH IT.
WHO DID THIS????? 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://mastodon.cloud/media/RVMKX6stQD6h_w0U1Es
Zombearver.
If you watch Zombeavers, you'll get it.
Receipts are just short-stories about how stupid you are with money.
Today's secret word is #Covfefe!
You remember what to do when someone says the secret word, right?
#ScreamRealLoud! 😱 https://mastodon.cloud/media/jWHbs9MI9oLb3uhzSIA
'sup mastodonians?

@Meshelly It's like sleeping pills saying "may cause drowsiness"

I should fucking well hope they do

Jars of peanut butter say "may contain peanuts" on it.
Remember when survival of the fittest was a thing?
Good times.
I Didn't Get as Much Done Today as I Wanted To - an autobiography. Or write it on my fucking tombstone, because you know what the final line in the bio would be.