Our poor dog has not been well the last couple days, but after a vet trip last night she's clearly feeling much better.

Today I had to take her temperature with a rectal thermometer and neither of us were happy with that, but on the plus side, her fever's gone. So... yay?

Mastodon's a fine name and all, I won't deny, but I guarantee you'd get more and even weirder users if this place were called Megalodon.

"If there's a Megalodon instance-"

shut up. you know what i mean.

"I disliked this video because of the misuse of ö which non-native German speakers do..."

bröther, have you not heard of jökes? And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour. Ho ho.