godaddy is such a horny name for that
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Techie scum, thinks books is personality
@wongmjane As soon as Elizabeth line went direct from Heathrow through Paddington into central London, it was over for the Express.
last night i tried and failed to call an uber for about 12 houseplants
beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeEVERYONE ON MASTODON: Hello! I'm Dr. Whitney Appleby, a molecular biologist working on new ways to beat the Pacific Garbage Patch! In my spare time I love reading, hanggliding and playing with my cat. I'm also starting to weave-
ME: *shoving past them* yeah sure where are the dipshits? where are the real assholes around here. perverts, you got any perverts?
Lateasusual 
it probably looks cooler on just a water plane rather than a weird goopy cube transition thing lol
*guy comes back to the desk with multiple drinks* well look at BILLY BEVERAGE
do you think rich people just have that truffle oil reflux all the time
Every other post here reads like a breathless church testimonial. How before we were lost, how now we are found in the federated arms of salvation. Calm down.
Scottish borders. We went for a walk in the woods where the rain and wind wasn't. #PhotoMonday
am i depressed or is it too warm to be thinking about what's going on in a laptop