jackmeatsflix

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I watch everything so you don't have to. For true movie/tv lovers, big-budget or no budget, a movie a day to keep you informed on what to watch and what to avoid. Posts are automated but I will participate in discussion.

Thrash basically asks, “What if surviving a Category 5 hurricane wasn’t stressful enough?” Enter the sharks. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/thrash-2026/

Thrash (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 5.3/10. If natural disasters already weren’t terrifying enough, Thrash arrives to remind us that flooding your entire coastal...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

Bob Odenkirk wanders into a quiet little town called Normal and immediately discovers absolutely nothing is normal there. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/normal-2026/

Normal (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 6.3/10. Normal opens in the last place I expected a movie called Normal to begin. Osaka, Japan. Because apparently the best way to...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

I had to check out this Finnish horror flick from the band Lordi, winners of Eurovision in 2006.
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https://jackmeat.com/dark-floors-2008/

Dark Floors (2008) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 5.1/10. I went into Dark Floors knowing nothing about it being a Lordi film. That being said, I am glad to have found this review...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

The Mummy felt like Evil Dead, and The Exorcist had a cursed little horror baby wrapped in bandages. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/lee-cronins-the-mummy-2026/

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 6.5/10. Lee Cronin’s The Mummy feels he tossed his memories of The Exorcist into an Egyptian tomb, sprinkled in what he learned...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

Buffet Infinity feels like someone found a cursed VHS tape of late-night commercials and somehow made it strangely hilarious. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/buffet-infinity-2026/

Buffet Infinity (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 6.3/10. I went into Buffet Infinity mostly because the trailer looked weird enough to grab my attention, and weird it most...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

If you are seeking a mindless, action-packed diversion with a dash of gore, this Korean flick is worth a watch. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/badland-hunters-2024/

Badland Hunters (2024) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 6.1/10. There are movies that know exactly what they are, and then there’s Badland Hunters, which feels like it spun a giant...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

A cool-looking heist flick that sometimes takes the scenic route, but still lands the plane with Hollywood confidence. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/crime-101-2026/

Crime 101 (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 6.9/10. Crime 101 starts with a nice upside-down shot of Los Angeles taken at night. Already here, I can tell that this is trying...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

If you’ve ever wanted Saw-lite with less everything and more accidental comedy, this 2026 movie, Lure, has you covered. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/lure-2026/

Lure (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 3.6/10. Somewhere out there, a filmmaker watched Saw, thought “what if this had less money, more awkward acting, and a rich girl...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

Millie gets a dream job & ignores every red flag in sight while Amanda Seyfried is disturbing in the best way. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/the-housemaid-2025/

The Housemaid (2025) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 6.4/10. Good to see The Housemaid wastes absolutely no time getting started. Millie Calloway, played by Sydney Sweeney, rolls up to...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!

The fact that an alien rock-spider became one of my favorite movie characters this year was not on my bingo card. #jackmeatsflix

https://jackmeat.com/project-hail-mary-2026/

Project Hail Mary (2026) | Jackmeats Flix

My quick rating - 8.4/10. Project Hail Mary starts with a body bag, and immediately, I am sitting there thinking, "okay, this is my type of flick,"...

Jackmeats Flix | I watch everything so you don't have to!