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Is this the most relatable image in gaming history?

The new Zelda game lets you sword fight, conjure items, but most importantly, lets you sleep in dungeons during boss fights.

Polygon
nope, the oil change alone was โ‚ฌ200. this was insane and next time I'm going to a regular ol' garage instead of a dealer. what BS โ€‹โ€‹

ah well, my cool little car got a nice check up at the fancy garage and next time will be going to the cheap downtown garage (KwikFit)
the regular car maintenance this year is โ‚ฌ500 ๐Ÿ’ฉ and the guy on the phone rattled off a list of things that are dumb as hell to cost that much. but collectively could maybe come close. I will ask for an itemized list when I pick up the car because wtf.
no part of this article explains what the hell the robotic arm is for? (strangling you if you call Siri Alexa by accident?)

RE:
https://mastodon.social/users/Tweakers/statuses/112974437300251564

5am talk tomorrow "No, that's not a UFO, that's Starlink" for the IAU General Assembly, about how astronomers are doing ALL of the public education for satellite companies while they destroy the sky, the atmosphere, and Low Earth Orbit for profit. Meanwhile, every fucking article that talks about SpaceX includes the line "SpaceX did not respond to a request for comment." Do better, SpaceX. You suck.

I hope I am tired enough that I avoid rage-screaming over Zoom.

my wife, a classicist and historian: you can tell when it's julian-claudian emperor whats-his-face because he has big ears!
me, no training whatsoever: this is Caracalla. he just looks like that.
so, I have a problematic fave Roman emperor: Caracalla. I like him because he's considered terrible but probably just hated his job. he was a manly man and a real soldier and hated everything that wasn't fighting or horses. he was born in Lyon to an African dad and an Arab mom. he hated his brother so badly that he had him murdered and wiped from the records, physically chiseling off his face in frescos. his mom did most of the political work for him because he just wanted to fight stuff.

anyway he has a very recognizable face. here's a picture of a bust of Caracalla that I took in Naples. here's the thing: you can see this guy at every Turkish bakery in town. I know this guy.

and here's a picture from the upcoming Gladiator II movie. they have, of course, cast him as a pasty white dude.

they're gonna do my boy so, so bad.
I'm curious about what part of this post triggered esperanto-bot
overall I think getting olympians on tiktok is a net good (I keep seeing the chocolate muffin-obsessed norwegian swimmer and honestly same)