Mastodawn

I just did probably the most pathetic thing ever witnessed by mankind. So I set up two profiles in a telegram dating up and liked one of my profiles with the other one as a joke.

Few minutes later, I see someone liked one of my profiles and get super excited. I look and become extremely disappointed by the fact that it was just me. I still hearted back because why not.

Few minutes later I kid you not I see "you have matched with someone! Click to see ;)" and genuinely jump in excitement only to be disappointed again by seeing that it was me.

Fucking pathetic omg.

Ivan Jan 27

What if the US isn't actually real and it was all a big social experiment

Ivan Jan 27

ivan Jan 27

Hey, this instance is going to be deleted soon and I'm trying to get it to the federate with as many servers as possible for benchmarking reasons. So this is your only chance to boost this post and interact with the instance before it is gone forever, one-time offer

Ivan Jan 25

What if the US isn't actually real and it was all a big social experiment

New type of data up on https://arewedecentralizedyet.online/ - what does the software ecosystem in the Fediverse look like? This is an area where the Fediverse is more centralized, with Mastodon quite dominant, but there are of course many other suites in use as well!

Ivan Dec 31

Welcome boys and girls to my profile!

Ivan May 21, 2025

Thayer May 20, 2025

Really struggling to be on Mastodon because everyone I follow is (very lovely and brilliant) very right on, very left wing, and very morally outraged. Obviously with very good cause, but I really miss the silliness of old school twitter when it wasn't just an echo chamber of doom every time I logged on. Who can I follow that just toots memes and daft shit to make me smile? Or has a lovely account that isn't frequently tweeting politics? Would love recommendations to try balance my feed out ❤️

Ivan May 21, 2025

He didn't get arrays.

Ivan May 21, 2025

Supplies!