me typing anything that comes to mind on Mastodon to get 6 seconds of favorites, boosts and replies

so.....girls are dope

ever just think that years from now there's gonna be a person that's gonna scream "oof" when they nut

oof things have been getting real friggn weird

so.....if someone could kill me.....that'd be awesome

when everything is slowing going to shit but you still have to put on a happy front so people don't get too concerned and report you

blam

oooooooooooooooo
ok
why tho