a reminder that you’re never too old to achieve your dreams! just look at daniel david palmer, who was 50 years old when he created chiropractic medicine because a ghost told him to

emotionally i am the chair laundry

a new thing i am trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that i have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner

i have a pretty unique voice and at my first job the manager asked me to record an in-store commercial. one day some lady in my line told me it sounded like me and i was like ‘it is me’ and she said ‘oh honey, maybe someday’ and that’s the closest i’ve ever felt to tony hawk

getting botox not for aging reasons but to stop my face from being able to react to things before my brain gets a chance to weigh in

hacking adhd by absolutely blasting club music into my ears at a volume that would terrify god and drinking a medically unadvisable amount of caffeine just to write an email i have been avoiding for two weeks

snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes