Itsdoug!

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Sysadmin, Dad and general pain in the ass

For the Greater Good!

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Show threadItsdoug!Oct 24

@FairyGodBitch

It's a hard knock life, for us

Show threadItsdoug!Oct 23
@nofunoverlord That's where Jack wanted it
Itsdoug!Oct 23

@MistressCaution

For things like this; I turn to Dave Bautista for the answer. He covered a tattoo of his friend Manny Pacquiao when he found out he was a bigot.

Be like big Dave

Itsdoug!Oct 23
Gr8dayOct 23
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans into her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?"
"No, go right ahead." she replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, and says, "Plethora." Then he sits back down.
"Thanks," the woman says, "that means a lot."
Itsdoug!Oct 22
Jon BakerOct 22
Sex is a scam invented by Big Biology just to sell you more kids
Itsdoug!Oct 22
*Takes Bong Rip* The rhythm is stored in the heart
Show threadItsdoug!Oct 21

@rem.bsjky.team

Go Blue Birds

Itsdoug!Oct 21
I am once again putting my happiness in the collective hands of a bunch of dudes all wearing matching outfits
Show threadItsdoug!Oct 20

@bigmarinara

HugOps

Show threadItsdoug!Oct 20

@intelectconfig @nofunoverlord @HL

Interesting, I didn't know Gabriel Iglesias was on Buffy