Unverified Lizard ❎

@itsDaninsky
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180 Posts
dan • they / them • artist • modeler • musician • game dev • garchomp smoocher • gay for lizards • that video of geckos making yoshi sounds
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 11, 2017
Jaycie (Squid Mode)Apr 11, 2017
boost this toot if you're bi/pan as hell
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
Show threadkasran, fourier transfemmeApr 10, 2017
@nev @itsDaninsky Ten Awoos That Are Corrupting The Youth (#7 Will Shock You!)
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
Show threadneville park ❎Apr 10, 2017
@itsDaninsky The Underground Social Network That's Turning Your Kids Into Furries
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017

also wrt that last toot

"what's the alt key combo for é again"
[someone toots with an é in their name]
"BLESS"

Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017

what mastodon journalism needs is an undercover exposé

"I Logged In With A Witch Hat And Paws. This Is What I Learned"

Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
subtooting is when you're tooting with nothing but a subwoofer plugged in and somebody pings you
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
my forbesona is is the guy that underlined muppets in their legal pad
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
hey cool mastodon has some new settings https://mastodon.social/media/4kHWSB9EjMpV8puJPDo
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
Moved: -> @[email protected]Apr 10, 2017
my forbsesona is named Jared he eats a plain unsliced bagel on his UberPool to work every day and he NEVER gets crumbs on his button-up
Unverified Lizard ❎Apr 10, 2017
"ok but what's mastodon's business plan"
posts are now toots
"what"
timeline goes chronological