got caught trying to teach people how to dougie and now Iβm being sentenced to death by a military tribunal
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hi
in this world itβs honk or be honked
Joanyone: hey I like you
me:
[huddle]
my head: they think they like us
my anxiety: they donβt know us
my depression: do we even know us
Foreigner: I wanna know what love is
my self awareness: ok we look weird right now
asserting dominance by asking for maraschino cherries in my chocolate milk. also asserting dominance by asking for chocolate milk at a bar.
aquaman: [parking a mermaid] itβs a hybrid
For sale: babyβs championship, never defended
absentmindedly walking by the ghostbusters vacuum trap and it rips my dick and balls off
unintentionelle