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hi
got caught trying to teach people how to dougie and now I’m being sentenced to death by a military tribunal
hello
in this world it’s honk or be honked

anyone: hey I like you
me:

[huddle]
my head: they think they like us
my anxiety: they don’t know us
my depression: do we even know us
Foreigner: I wanna know what love is
my self awareness: ok we look weird right now

asserting dominance by asking for maraschino cherries in my chocolate milk. also asserting dominance by asking for chocolate milk at a bar.
aquaman: [parking a mermaid] it’s a hybrid
For sale: baby’s championship, never defended
absentmindedly walking by the ghostbusters vacuum trap and it rips my dick and balls off
it’s just not the same as twitter