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Jo // 21 // Pan // I Love My Girlfriend, Tabletop, and Video Games
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World Buildinghttps://www.worldanvil.com/w/vaorilia-toasterstrahd

I may or may not have forgotten this site existed

but hey, i remembered now!

I'm going to be keeping a log of how many games it takes my two players to realize the "crippled former Knight wizard" npc party member is actually strahd

One game in and they have no idea

highlight of this realization, and of the game

"We are a BUNCH of unloyal SHITS" - The Malk

I think it says a lot that in my anarch game the party has decided to

Gangrel - Remain Independent
Tzimisce - Spy for her Boss who she is blood bound to (who is acting like Sabbat)
Toreador - Victim of the Masquerade, is confused
Ventrue - Kissing Everyones Ass Till they are in power
and then
Malk - Hey can i join your cool club vamp mom? Oh the true black hand! Sure!!!

took a break from the sects to write lineages of the player characters and let me tell you.

im up to 23 pages and i love writing this kinda genealogy for my characters.

#vtm #vampire

I love the sires I handed out. Just absolutely a weird smattering of vamps
Ive decided the next bit on the clan founders and the revolt against the second gen is gonna be written like the transcript of a recording and have a VERY dubious narrator

so uh fucking someone threw a pizza box at me today at work today while i was on break.

God "You work in the Kitchen, deal with this" BITCH clean up after YOURSELF
and like ITS THE BREAK ROOM IM OFF SHIFT

and then just
another coworker talks about my teeth and like, i know thats where the depression hit the worst but please. please dont talk about them. please.

well, at least im getting a lot of work done on the ref doc

*face down on the ground*

*screams*

man being a dm is just, lovely, sometimes

Tonight on VTM:

The party sees team dad frenzy from werewolf blood for the first time

and gets staked by a bunch of furrys