Mastodawn

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🧡 irgend so ein verpeiltes Wesen
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"like Luna but hotter" (over 1400K, uwu)

Apparently our stove thinks my butt isn't hot enough, the way it turns on when I sit on it

I'm having a real "I choose violence" moment: Got a problem that seems most easily fixable by hand-editing files in the nix store 🙈

owww, I really gotta practice this object permanence thing again

Rediscovering objects by banging into them with my head real hard seems kinda unsustainable 😵‍💫

OH1: "Hast du was gegen weiblich gelesene Bits?"
OH2: "Sind das die Einsen oder die Nullen?"

finished this lil' cutie a while ago and gave it to a lovely someone

I really like how it turned out! Cute but not *too* cute, cuddly with no metal wire or such, but still able to kinda stand up

ich wünsche allen Deutschen zu Neujahr ganz viel Regen

also spezifisch zu Neujahr jetzt. und die Tage danach.

Fireworks are overrated, the trail of sparks between a moving train's pantograph and a catenary in humid weather is so much cooler to look at :3

Perks of cooking for just myself: I can go to town on the chili, cilantro and garlic without anyone complaining :3

OH: "ah ja, ein Böse-Reinungsfachkraft-Angriff"

this is an example of speex, a auditory cognitohazard specifically designed for implanting into the brain