Women love it when u know movies with Chevy chase in it (fletch and three amigos hit good so far)

For us, El guapo is a big guy who’s gonna best us up

That the land of Mexico be distributed equally

Nooo the invisible swordsman!

Telegraphs are sick bc immediately after inventing electricity wires guys were like “what if we talked by turning these on and off”

Rly ssd for Mexicans that nobody told them about the “gremans are inherently evil” thing

Lol at the idea of just thinking every movie is a docymetnsry

Calling everybody who says the Ukraine referendums are illegitimate a election denier

Tdis being in college thing rocks