André Arko

@indirect@fiasco.social
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@thomasfuchs I had a 64MB SmartMedia card that lived in an adapter cart in my Handspring Visor, with about 15mm of useless plastic cut off so it would be flush. 64MB is enough to hold LotR + Discworld! Never again would I have no books to read lol
it is 2038, every embeddded device is about to brick itself, we've replaced all our IDEs with gatcha games, and now loot box coding is our only hope
@Ryanbigg left thumb is the only good answer to this question
@trentm @b0rk one significant appeal of fx for me is that it’s a single binary that doesn’t depend on node, so it can’t have trouble due to node version management
@technomancy this is always how it happens for me! 😭
if you need to shorten the word "cryptocurrency" (I get it, it's five syllables) I invite you to consider that "coinscam" is the same number of syllables as "crypto" and a hell of a lot more unambiguous
gotta admit, I did not see coming that the inevitable revolution against intolerable societal conditions would take the form of people with infinite money rebelling against the smallest constraints on their whims
i would never use vs code. i can't even figure out how to exit it. ctrl-c doesn't seem to do anything. meanwhile vim tells you how to quit as soon as you run it! it's right there on the screen, only an idiot could miss it

> seriously does anyone REALLY want to read 3000 words about buffering?

@b0rk YES

what are children, if not large language models attempting to train themselves?