wtb a dowager gf

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happily married to my waifu the female alternate universe doraemon for over 40 years
Straight cis male culture is shaking hands with your friends when you see them
lmfao "mr kurd"

my favorite part of fight club was probly the fights

that was badass

wish the guidance counsellor had sat me down as a teen and told me that if i knuckled down i could have a lucrative career being a 'public intellectual' who larps online as a mesopotamian king or whatever
old adult fiction
be very suspicious of any man whose favorite character is blue from blue's clues
the worst thing about the site that shall not be named is that all of the best tweets eventually disappear from people getting suspended
still thinking about "amy pisskind"
typical me
typical me
typical me i sharted