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Former undisputed king of this disco
@sarakathleenuk Happy birthday, my dear friend. I hope you have an incredible day and that you know how many people celebrate you!
You guys, penis stools. PENIS STOOLS!!!
"O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits..."
Friends, why should I not be the person in charge of running my work's payroll? Well...I may just add notes to myself on my pay stubs.
Happy Star Wars Day to those who celebrate! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

10pm Me: Going to bed early, actually gonna get a full night's sleep for once!

1am Me:

To my @WGAWest @WGAEast friends: stay strong
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