Hype R. Link 

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24 Followers
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585 Posts
It's me, your favorite token-spewing ticket-gobbling animatronic dog boy! I'm Hype R. Link, and boy, I put the "pest" in "pesto!" Please, pay no attention to the grinding sounds and sparking which occur each time I move; technically, the waver you signed absolves me of any liability here.
he/himmy pronouns
What's good?Socialism
VlogHehe yes
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 7, 2020
Playing this game, Fallout New Vegas, there's this place in it called The Tops. Just a warning to anyone else who made this same mistake at first, it is *not* what you think, it's significantly less exciting than that.
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 7, 2020
My roommate Selonline just said something at once both profoundly artistic and disarmingly funny. I barked.
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 7, 2020
Does this place have my favorite game, Grindr? I would also accept Soundcloud.
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 7, 2020
@yankeecandle I was looking at your store's website--huge, huge fan of your store's website by the way--but I noticed that you recently changed it so that my image downloader doesn't work there any more. I tried searching "werewolf size_difference rating:questionable" and I didn't get so much as a single candle result. Is there any way to fix this API issue that you know of, or should I wait for it to update?
Show threadHype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
This is the post that sticks with me, this is the one I'll remember in a year's time
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 8, 2020
There is an idea of a furry twink dog, some kind of abstraction, but there is no ooc me, only an entity, something shitposter-y, and though I can hide my doggy gaze and you can shake my paw and feel peets gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our posting styles are probably comparable: I simply am a good boy.
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 9, 2020

As above...

so below...

Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 9, 2020
CDC recommendations for avoiding becoming a twink dog online
Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Show threadHype R. Link Apr 10, 2020

The metamorphosis is complete. It's me, Hypertop, your #1 doggy dom, best internet bully, here to wag my handsome powerful tail as I shove you into a locker.

I now know with the certainty of all the dominance coursing through my veins which total alpha gamer bit me during the full moon: It was none other than my old mentor, the original bad guy, the first top... Billie Eilish. I can feel the strength of her bad guyness coursing through my alpha dog body! Her 1337 skillz are now mine to wield!

Hype R. Link Jul 12, 2020
Hype R. Link Apr 10, 2020
Oh no... after being bitten by that gamer during the full moon when I was busy with the wolfman, I've started feeling strange... I've started noticing muscle development in new places. Every time I see a new game release, I feel something like a fever. I think I'm starting to change... I think, oh no, I think I've been bitten by a gamer werealpha, a weretop! Oh no, I can feel it, a new game just came out... I'm changing, I can't hold it back any longer! I'm... I'm becoming a top!!