Hype R. Link 
Oh no... after being bitten by that gamer during the full moon when I was busy with the wolfman, I've started feeling strange... I've started noticing muscle development in new places. Every time I see a new game release, I feel something like a fever. I think I'm starting to change... I think, oh no, I think I've been bitten by a gamer werealpha, a weretop! Oh no, I can feel it, a new game just came out... I'm changing, I can't hold it back any longer! I'm... I'm becoming a top!!
The metamorphosis is complete. It's me, Hypertop, your #1 doggy dom, best internet bully, here to wag my handsome powerful tail as I shove you into a locker.
I now know with the certainty of all the dominance coursing through my veins which total alpha gamer bit me during the full moon: It was none other than my old mentor, the original bad guy, the first top... Billie Eilish. I can feel the strength of her bad guyness coursing through my alpha dog body! Her 1337 skillz are now mine to wield!