Argot_Robbie

@hydrocabron
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Say what you will about Medusa, but I'd kill for hair that self-snakes the shower drain.

Alpha Bros: If you don't start trying to appeal to men you'll end up living by yourself with a bunch of cats!

Women, already looking at shelter cats online: Cool, thanks!

Glue some asphalt to your tyres, now you can drive anywhere and we can remove all roads

Welcome to another day in the "Outlive Jimmy Carter Challenge."

The Challenge, soon to begin its 100th year, has gone on quite a bit longer than I ever imagined.

[road trip]

DAUGHTER: I have to use the bathroom.
ME: *pulls into rest stop*
DAUGHTER: Thanks.
ME: Make sure you’re back in 5 minutes.
DAUGHTER: I will.
ME: We accidentally left your brother behind once.
DAUGHTER: I don’t have a brother.
ME: Exactly.

For the 1000th time, no, you don't "fly more sustainably" by planting a couple trees. And it's rather telling that 100% #SAF isn't even available as one of the main options.

Hate to tell ya, but a transatlantic flight with SAF costs at least ~€600 more than your regular ticket. Yes, SAFs should be mandated, now. And yeah that means more expensive plane tickets.
#climate #aviation

Snow leopard!
If you love somebody, let them sleep
If Medusa emulated a 19th-century French author of naturalism, would she become Gorgon Zola...or is that too cheesy?

@f4grx @dynode @trisweb @breadandcircuses

I dream of a world in which we treat fossil fuels as the magic elixir that they are. If we did, they might last another 1,000 years for the things that only they can do.

Instead, we treat them with hubris. Bigger cars. Bigger houses. Air conditioned stadiums. Millions of frivolous miles of airline flights a day.