To every man that has ever taken one look at me and assumed (or hoped) that there is a straight cell somewhere in my body, I am deeply sorry that I haven’t yet acquired a harem of women and enbies to smooch, hold hands, carry like a bride or carry me like a bride every hour of the day.
To every non-man around my age, however, I am always taking volunteers.
p.s. terfs don't interact and also fuck you.