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My Message to Billionaires: Money is Like Manure
"Money is like manure. It only works if you spread it across the grassroots." Given the increasing dominance of right-wing politics by arrogant, super-rich Tech Bros, here's a question about wealth inequality for your barroom philosophers to ponder: Does one have to be born a jackass to become a billionaire, or does becoming a billionaire cause jackassim? Either way, they do seem to go together -- as in Elon Musk, Mark…
Chris Britt for Apr 07, 2026
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Canada Blows a Raspberry: A Poem
Canada Blows a Raspberry: The Human Rights Commissioner’s Ballad By Colin Alexander For freedom of speech I’ve a lesson to teach, So learn to go with the flow. We’re riding our horses with all of our forces To make the carousel go. Let nobody laugh at me and my staff Behind our cloistered walls. We’re riding astraddle, our bums in the saddle,
Nancy Pelosi Says ‘AIPAC’ is an Israeli Rapper
Speaker Beats: Pelosi claims AIPAC is "a popular Jewish rapper" whose campaign contributions were simply those of a big fan. WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that has simultaneously baffled, amused, and infuriated political observers across the spectrum, former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi issued a statement today addressing the mounting scrutiny of her finances and long-standing political loyalties.
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/6/26
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Miami airport, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable will come out soon.
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Gary Markstein for Apr 06, 2026
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Money Talks: Ten Ways Americans Are Saying the Economy’s Dandy
You might have heard that the economy is troubled, but the way Americans use their money tells us it's still party time. Stuff costs a lot nowadays, and things are worsening as the Iran war enters its second month. Yes, the job market has been strong of late, and wage increases are encouraging, but the price of gasoline is nearly twice as high currently as it was this time a year ago in my locale, not far…
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Trump Seizes Vatican, Arrests Pope as a War Criminal
Trump, who famously cannot take criticism, reacted to the Pope's by arresting him as a "war criminal." Rebuffed by unrelenting papal criticism of his war efforts, President Donald J. Trump ordered a military takeover of the Vatican on Easter Sunday and arrested the Pope as a "war criminal." Secretary of War Pete Hegseth said today that the attack, carried out by U.S.
Easter Morning Questions from D.C. Capital All-Stars
Easter Morning "Burning in Hell" Questions from those rarified few falling from grace! Everybody knows, "Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy Bastards' in Latin is: 'Even the Pope on Easter morning says you're nuts'! Here's Top 10 Questions that prove even the highest ranking Pubic Servant doesn't have all the answers! 10. Donald Trump 'Can you swear on Easter Sunday without getting stoned by Bible Thumpers even if…
Mike Luckovich for Apr 05, 2026
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