I can’t be the only person among those of us cursed with paying too much attention to such things who absolutely loathes the advertising trend of making TV commercials look like Zoom calls or “influencer” videos on TikTok or Instagram. No. Bring back formal spokespeople saying overly crafted copy. Dressed nicely. In an OBVIOUS studio setup. I WANT SOMETHING FAKE TO SELL ME DEODORANT.

Most important question I've ever asked on social media: Does anyone understand what the fuck that beefy dude with the growly voice is singing in the DoorDash commercials full of marching people?

Gave myself the first week of the year to fuck around, but tonight I begin my fitness mission of ending each day too physically exhausted to lay there and toss & turn with worry till 4 am.

Good morning Mr. and Mrs. Europe and all the ships at sea. Most Americans are asleep right now, you could totally put our hands in a bucket of warm water.

Saw that Miley Cyrus turned 30 in November and suddenly grew a whole new set of wrinkles and my arthritis started hurting everywhere.

I love how having a holiday on a Monday makes the rest of the week feel like Mondays.

2023 Resolution: Toot my way through it.

One thing I guarantee: I am beginning 2023 with vastly less give a fuck than I began 2022 with.

I really shouldn't listen to so much music that would be perfect for the end of the world. It can induce, well, pessimism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGKc3T7OVHE