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NYC via PHX via PDX via NYC via PHX via POTATOES

Helping the free press protect themselves from hax by day, tooting about mechanical keyboards and Star Trek by night. He/him. πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Every day that passes, macOS feels more and more like being in a buggy Linux distro.

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

covid-19, nyc
Me, after trying to find any loophole I could to try to get my ass to Vancouver BC and also reading that British Columbia is restricted to outdoor-dining only.
David Huerta, poet laureate of Steam reviews that are shitposts, not to be confused with actual poet David Huerta.
Living the sailor life vicariously through @rek and @neauoire’s Busy Doing Nothing.
NYC real estate brokers have discovered memes.
Bayonetta fux wit Caspar David Friedrich.
Whenever I get excited enough to dust off my frontend code skills, browsers are swift to remind me why I don't miss that world.
brb going to the metaverse to catch the glitch mob concert.