Pun of the day: I wanted to communicate with some fish, so I dropped them a line

Pun of the day: On Saturday, my kids were misbehaving, which was really out of character for them. So I asked them why they were being so badly behaved, and they said, "On Saturdays, weekend do whatever we want!"

In honor of Pi Day: cherry pie and chocolate chip pecan pie #PiDay2026

Pun of the day: I could have had a photographic memory, I just never developed it

Pun of the day (courtesy of a colleague): A toothpaste spokesperson was fired the other day when they dropped their toothbrush during a live advertisement. They were crestfallen.

I agree, children should be taught the basics of sword fighting at a young age! ⚔️

It was such a beautiful view this morning from NERSC HQ 😍