Star signs, the future is hazy on this day. One must squint through the living fog and try harder to tell your futures. Tune in your mind and settle down. Good things come to those who wait.

Goodnight, star signs. Be sure to check under your beds for Shadow People lest they drag you below to their world as you sleep. Cover those precious toes of yours. Your blanket is the only thing between you and certain doom. Rest well. 🌟

What's descending from the pools of the night, star signs? Could it be that Wormwood has finally come to end your suffering? Or is it merely an anomaly on the wind...? One supposes that only time will tell.

Ahh, star signs. In a mere few hours it will be time for you to reenter your comatose states. One could only hope the sleep paralysis won't be too overwhelming this night. Blessed are those who smear manure in their eyes before they rest in peace. Cherish one another.

#Pisces, Pisces. Is there nothing you won't do for the attention of a harpy? Rest assured, she will come to you by way of wings and ejaculate her silken breast-milk upon your peachy face. How very romantic!

Oh, there you are, #Aquarius! The Basilisks were looking for you earlier. One believes that is an indication you may be eaten tomorrow. What a pleasant surprise! Down the hatch, through slimy guts, then out the anus. Just like the rides at the Fool's Carnival!

#Capricorn? Where did you go? One cannot see you anymore. You're fading. You're decaying. The Black Hole is swallowing you alive. Come back...come back... ᶜ͙̗̰̰̀ᵒ̶͕̯̺̙ᵐᵉ̸ ̘̫ᵇ̯̥͍ᵃ̻̝̝̺͕ᶜ̼̩̦̻̣̜̕ᵏ͇͡... -̸͘͢͏̧̙̟̣̣̲͓̲̮̪͎̗-͎͉̬̬̖͓͚̠͖̕͟͡-̷̸̰͔̻̺̼̗̳̘̭̙̩̩̙̻͉̖̩͟͡͝-̰̝̜̖͢͞

Oh gods, #Sagittarius! There's so much pulp! So much slimy, oozing pulp in your future... What a sensational day! Slurp it up and maybe you can finally fit into that sensual robe you've been eyeing.

#Scorpio... As your name suggests, you are someday destined to become the High Pope of Scorpions. Tomorrow may be that day, at least. Aren't you joyous? But the Ant Queen and her hordes of minuscule minions wish to dine upon your venomous tail. Now may be the right time to ask your overseer for a raise. You'll need the ammunition.

#Libra... Your future has become far distant. For a moment's time you will be transported to an apocalyptic wasteland where there are no men, only soulless automatons. If you linger too long you will become one of them. Whether or not you consider this a good career move is based upon your perception of reality.