haha at least all my friends are also on mastodon and totally haven’t deleted the app yet

omg look at this adorable bodega i found in the subway!! #nycvibes #local #thecitythatneversleeps

If you post stupid shit to your Substack we’re all making fun of you in our groupchats

I have a friendship with a finance guy who I roomed with once in college where I post photos of my cooking and he replies “that looks so dank”

i am so bad at being single

Did something happen on Twitter for me to start getting a bunch of new followers?

Adding quote-toots to Mastodon would make it massively more toxic as a platform, but it would allow me to dish out hot takes & reacts at a rapid clip.

We are never leaving Twitter

no thanks