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I write software, bake things, and live in KCMO

I discovered something new about the world today, that Quaker Oats makes a instant grits with red eye gravy and country ham flavor.

Also it’s vegetarian.

https://www.quakeroats.com/products/hot-cereals/grits/instant-grits-ham-and-gravy.aspx

Product: Hot Cereals - Quaker Instant Grits, Red Eye Gravy & Country Ham Flavor | QuakerOats

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So my bougie grocery store went out on a limb with this cheese.
*midwest intensifies*
Protip: only vacuum twice a year and then you get to feel super accomplished when you fill the canister.
From now on I’m referring to buddy films as bromantic comedies
Free idea: stamped tin ceiling tiles that are actually all han solo in carbonite

Please enjoy this short video of my cat getting a Cheeto bag stuck on his face.

Don’t worry, I pulled it off and he’s back to normal, except with less interest in Cheetos.

The top 3 categories for me in photos under iOS 12 are now 'Playground', 'Babies', and 'Cats'. I feel so wholesome!
There are not enough jackalopes in my life. They’re criminally underrated.
I don’t know where I went wrong. The 13 yo is using a fork to spread jam on her toast not a euphemism.