H. Wren D'Arcy

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-- Writer (usually 18+) at https://violetey.es/
-- Record nerd
-- Designer of Community Mixtapes
-- Ludomantic witch

Shy, sad, occasionally lewd (text rather than photos) transby who's trying to make friends and not lose their shit. See pinned posts for more details about the bulleted items.

(Cam D'Arcy, in another place)

If you're under 18, why the fuck are you here? Go.

Pronouns/GenderThey/Them|She/Her non-binary
AgeA bit over 14,600 days
OrientationQueer/Sure, Why Not?
Questions?Feel free to ask!
H. Wren D'ArcyOct 2, 2022
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Show threadH. Wren D'ArcySep 30, 2022

turns out the shot is framed like it's sexual assault, but the old guys in the nursing home are just attacking the nurse to get at the head matron's chicken lunch, since they're not allowed to have greasy food. comedy!

anyway, here's some 1985 style for your eyeholes

Show threadH. Wren D'ArcySep 20, 2022

so I know it's way too late at night to announce things officially, but in the very near future, I'm going to run a board game online for people to play (by making only the minimum of decisions and cramming as many players in as possible.)

all players will have to do is shitpost about the game, the game's status, their opponents, etc.

there may be limited-time challenges posted to gain advantages in the game, but then again, maybe not. Long story.

I would love to debut a NEW game, but the game I was working on a few years ago as the next one to be played online grew too many mechanics and started taking too much work, at which point I fell off it.

Here's a few photos I've previously posted from previous games. It'll probably be another round of candy land or chutes and ladders, since those are the easiest to set up, but we'll see.

Show threadH. Wren D'ArcySep 10, 2022
still watching columbo
H. Wren D'ArcySep 10, 2022
watching columbo
H. Wren D'ArcyAug 27, 2022
found out that a number of episodes of columbo received distribution in italy as standalone movies, and they got prime giallo-style hand-painted poster art, this shit looks so good:
H. Wren D'ArcyAug 27, 2022

finding out mame (via mess, which I never really looked at) has an emulation of the tandy-12 computerized arcade (which I had as a child and would play with rather often because it had large, colorful, light-up buttons and played simple games) is kinda wilding my shit

also someone needs to get one of these things and convert it into a hitbox for FGC shit

H. Wren D'ArcyAug 27, 2022

the desktop version of this horse racing gacha game, every screenshot of the thing looks like a massive shitpost

the shitpostiness is increased by the heading fonts looking exactly like the overwatch font

I kinda want to get this, since the gacha microtransactions are eliminated by the upfront $40 cost, but I want to get it more if I can just gin up some random fucking horses and have the CPU race them all against each other and have internet people bet on them for fun

H. Wren D'ArcyAug 26, 2022

playing the new saints row as a longtime fan

it's, unfortunately, lacking in polish, buggy as shit and occasionally underwhelming in actual entertainment value, especially in how non-batshit the villains and scenarios are. this is more ground-level stuff than even SR2. it makes sense for a reboot in that regard, but very little of the mayhem and nonsense in my playthrough thus far would even be out of place in a GTA title.

oh, and the soundtrack budget appears to have been $5.00 and a sandwich.

but I still like it? it's occasionally mechanically ambitious, the queer and/or poc main cast are sweethearts, your main character isn't gendered and can have any sort of body you'd want (separate sliders for shoulders v. hips, breast size, and bulge size, in addition to the thin/fat/jacked triangle), and you can even be topless without censorship, no matter what sort of breasts and/or nipples you have. It's a game that means well, and could do with more outre setpieces, but isn't the disaster some are calling it.

H. Wren D'ArcyAug 12, 2022

I am destroying my hands to do so, yes, but I have made it back to stage three of the "real shit" portion of the moonfire faire climbing tower, where I hadn't been able to make it back to after falling from there the first night.

there is no prize for finding the secret path around the back and starting the true dark souls of platforming, just an honorable screenshot possibility.

you're given the prize, a fairly nice summery bathing suit costume for just doing a pair of simple courses and doing a quest about learning humility.

Then, if you notice this spar I've marked with the teal arrow, you can jump on it and enter the zone of suffering with other nerds like myself.