Super silly take. Those aren’t stories, they’re themes. Very vague, general themes.

And a good day to youse.

A new Leon won’t be better than that, unfortunately. They’re largely the same car. Being part of the VW group, they share the same software. People complain about the same things on their new Skodas and Audis. But the systems turning themselves on is the rule though, as far as I know. Can’t blame VW for that one. It’s the same with other manufacturers.

Or I Killed Darnell Simmons by the legendary rapper Gun Rack.

The nearest supermarket to me stocks both buns and hot dogs in 4 or 5 packs. They alternate between the different packages. Except if it’s a 4 pack of buns, then you get 5 dogs and vice versa. I suspect it’s done on purpose, to force you to buy 20 dogs and 20 buns to equal it out.

Are we still going to be allowed to moon people once this project is complete? I need to know because that might require me to make changes to my daily routine.

The reason Smart Person needed to partner up with Complete Dipshit is because he needed Complete Dipshit’s underground connections to 1) acquire some controlled substances using less than legal methods, and 2) to sell what he’s cooked up. Jesse wasn’t there to help with manufacturing, he was there to help with logistics. Walter couldn’t have done those on his own because not even the best chemistry departments at the bestest universities teach you how to steal precursor drugs or cold call psychotic drug lords for exciting new business opportunities.

Tbh there aren’t many modern cars that look like they will last 35 years, and unfortunately that includes the Japanese.

Those have a tendency to suck ass on VW group cars, like Audi. They read the wrong signs all the time and keep changing the speed setting to incorrect numbers. Can be super annoying and I don’t blame anyone for not using it.