alyssa

@hermionesgranger
5 Followers
6 Following
19 Posts
retoot if you're heterophobic
the family harry deserved. too bad jkr is trash.
https://mastodon.social/media/IRQy_2RjoX_DWAJcA9U
twitter is getting ugly
tooter = twitter
mutoot = mutual
retoot = retweet
untoot = unfollow
toot = tweet
tooting = following
stoot = stan
y'all lemme tell u abt oomf on twitter ! she is rl so annoying every time she tweets i want to bang my head against a wall shes so mf embarrassing
rt to be in a gc
must be gay
rip twitter !
bro,, deadass hungry rn..... ya pizza what u want?.. lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2 liter of coke... fuck kinda pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE 🅱️ROKE we got 1L tho... fuck you mean 🅱️ ight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS... uh? pizza don’t got bone on it... tf did i just say then... you said LEMME GET IT BONELESS like pizza got a damn bone in it... y’all got bones in ya shit then.. nah.. so what’s the problem... DICK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it