tempted to become a "comedy" account that bangs my head against the news until I'm braindead

Imagine spending your Christmas holiday season hopping up and down, red-faced with steam coming out of your ears because the news told you someone doesn't like a song - even though no one cares, even a little bit, at all

one good thing about our entire generation being poor forever will be watching the vast swaths of consumer industry that used to feed off a vibrant middle class wither, crumble, and die

starting future Posts with "I'm no hero, but"

"Labor is prior to, and independent of, capital. Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration."

as I turned slightly to the side I realized the bluetooth signal sending" Daily Mix 2" now had to pass directly through my genitals to get to the speaker

if anyone ever asks my religion I will simply show them this picture

at the gym they have a channel that plays music videos and 2/3 of the videos (that are not her song) have Miley Cyrus doing a sex face