It is too… clean? The lighting is too “perfect”. Each object is an idea rather than an image to be interpreted. It conforms to what instagram considers to be realistic.

This is a mirror of human delusion averaged and contorted to gaze into itself, and as such I abhor it.

Me when I am sniffing every flower I pass, greeting every cat I see, and cherishing the transient crown of health.

Omg Lego Batman 2 hiiii

Thank you! Have a [raccoons photo] (lemmy.world/…/4cd579d3-be4b-488e-9131-74d4810a900…)

Hi I really like raccoons but have not seen this video. Do you have a link to this video?

How much sawdust transphobia can you put in rice crispies a politician before people notice care enough to complain?

Also did he just do the “I have a black friend” thing with his godson? Because it kind of seems like he just did almost exactly that.

Cheese but I put minty toothpaste on them to make them temporarily taste like mint until they taste like cheese again.

Can’t have shit in material reality demiurge done stole my voice

Oh no, my face scan was leaked! I guess I have no choice other than to fill myself with estrogen in order to reshape its fatty tissues, something I would absolutely not have done otherwise. Oh no!

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)

Ahaha that’s so cheeky!