just figured out what’s really strange about this place: there’s no news

i’m over on the garbage instance now, since i only whined about it for a week. so give @[email protected] a follow if you haven’t already, etc

one of the best parts of the great twitter migration of 2018 is how everyone quickly figured out mastodon was too nice for them and set up their own exclusive garbage instance WHICH I HAVE STILL NOT BEEN INVITED TO JOIN

ate three bananas so far today

is there a way to be able to automatically see everything behind a cw, since i can't be bothered to exert myself in any way no matter how slight

a quick pass through reveals that quite a few users of this site still do not follow me

it's cool that nazis aren't welcome on this instance, but where do the mods stand on atheists, the followers of hitler's religion

i only open the federated timeline when my headache isn't splitting enough

who the fuck is todd, why don’t i understand any of the jokes on this site

tgif, but the f is for feudalism