So uh I made an impulse purchase, I'm not sure if I regret it or not

Yes I am aware the fact I can afford to impulse buy this is hella privilege btw

Ya'll my parents extended the fence for the dogs and now it feels like a scene from the walking dead

The entire property is surrounded in a chain link fence

This button is getting far too much use today

I think this is the fourth time today I've hit the "nuke from orbit" button?

I am really really really fuckin happy with my choice of wallpaper right now

"I cast useless corporate instant messenger!"
"...I'll wiggle my butt for you too to soften the blow."