omg

Oh fuck no they’re installing aerators in our water fixtures. I’ll just remove them afterwards. Low water pressure was a large reason I left my other place.

This entire week I am inches from just dumping her food right onto the floor through her bowl thing...

$30 fee per transaction fuck me

Me: Says ‘ow’ when my video game character is injured.

To my friends in the southern hemisphere:

This turd

I got distracted by my cat and tracked mud everywhere. You want to be cool like me.

But that means I’m coming back like some kind of diva reclaiming territory. I also get a cubicle instead of sitting with the servers and over taxed hvac systems.