I'm turning 40 this year isn't that crazy. It's just like that movie.

During my time away from this app I've watched 11 whole series of Taskmaster

used up my remaining money until the next payday to get switch games for the kids' birthdays 🥲

extremely me voice: not me watching 5 episodes in a row of CNN's specials on the history of Late Night TV

updated my profile picture I feel like this one is more like what I look like irl

I love and appreciate my wife, one of the hardest working people in her office, working again this weekend, always having to cover for absent/unavailable colleagues in addition to having to do her own work and having a very demanding boss. Her office sucks and she deserves better

thanks to elon musk the numbers 69 and 420 are no longer funny. the only funny number left is 9/11

how do I decide what to post on hinge, twitter or mastodon. how! somebody help!!!

I used to run a game on twitter called Guess The Face (@ guesstheface13) that was fun for a while I wonder if there's a way to do it on here. It took up a lot of my time lol but I miss it sometimes