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You answered your own question. As you said, most smart TVs go into a sleep mode, so they appear to turn on in a near instant. But if you ever actually power it down, most take up to a minute to boot up.

Just don’t connect smart TVs to the internet. That’s all you have to (not) do

The only Tim Burton movie that was worth a damn was Big Fish

Then it’ll probably be so exhausted it won’t survive trump?

Light Bringer by Pierce Brown. It’s part of the Red Rising series and it’s awesome.

Sounds like an addiction

Drawbacks: Stockholders don’t like it when the slaves don’t work

I mean, if you aren’t stuck in the 1700s, you can just google what it converts to…

Bro, it’s Amazon