She took my heterosexuality in the divorce, now I’m gay

hey mastodon users

how the fuck did fred flintstone land wilma im so fucking confused

thank you for helping me name my chicken, i hate it

coochie this. coochie that. how about you try eating fucking worms for once in your life

me on mastodon: hello you little fuckers. are you ready for the death youve earned
me on discord/literally any other social media: *curls up into a ball and melts* ｈｅｌｌｏｏｏ...

hey sisters! *shoots you in the head* *shoots you in the head* *shoots you in the head* *shoots you in the head* *shoots you in the head*

why are anime dudes always so chill when they get their arms ripped / chopped off

@hanabusa froslass!!!