No shit sherlock

I assume that by “rising crime”, the NY Times means corporate crimes like wage theft and climate destruction

This afternoon’s outdoor temperature

Nope nnnnnoooppe nope nope nope degrees

To choose the correct bathroom, identify your own outfit: pants or a dress

Tough going for folks in pants and long tunics

I was wearing shorts and didn’t know what the hell to do

Ahahahahah

Of course

Last night was completely beautiful

(Also, if we were judging this time in history based only on the amazing capacity of cell phone cameras, without any context about the trash fire capitalism involved in their evolution & production, we’d get an unrealistically rosy idea of These Times)

Unicoin ad placement on this WaPo article about @molly0xfff is maximum on-brand 2022

good job crypto-capitalists

what a time to be alive