Max Maass 

@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
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Sr. Security Specialist at iteratec // @seemoo alumni // Member of CCC // Crypto means cryptography.

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Bloghttps://blog.maass.xyz
GitHubhttps://github.com/malexmave
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Spouse just asked me add toothpicks to the shopping list and that reminded me of a quick tip that could help you out of a jam one day

If you've got a wood screw that's stripped out its hole and won't tighten up anymore, you can put some wood glue on a toothpick, jam that in and trim off the end and you'll have a reinvigorated hole that the screw can bite into again

This is an old pinball repair trick that carries over into non-pinball life. One time I had a couple mates over and we were gonna watch a spooky movie, we put the kiddo to bed and as I was closing her bedroom door it just, fell off the top hinge in my hands haha

Stood there holding the door on one hinge all 🦝 honey can you go grab me a couple things lol

Didn't let it hold up our plans, just pulled the door, stuffed the holes full of toothpicks and wood glue, screwed it all back up and went on with the evening, took maybe five minutes and years later it's still holding just fine

@lina Few people know it but the reason for this is very simple. While zeroes are round, a 1 has a sharp corner and a hook that could get stuck and damage the insulation around the copper if you would completely fill the line with ones. Instead, sending some zeroes every now and then to flush any stuck „1“ before a clog can develop.

A 0 can be neatly pushed through the copper at high pressure without damaging the cable.

Now you know!

Yes, a file full of zero bits transfers faster over USB2.0 than a file full of one bits.

I've known this forever but it still feels ridiculous when you actually test it and it's true!

USB truly is cursed.

Sometimes y’all, there is the perfect meme.

Edit: I've been informed that this is an excerpt from @hyratel 's Tumbler, which is here: https://www.tumblr.com/hyratel/780243434044784640/my-granddad-had-a-wand-of-iron-filigree-that-gave

#witchy #infosec #darkarts #updates #funny

Been at the library a lot this summer holidays, just got back now and thinking about malls and flea markets and libraries

Y'know how you've got that little crow inside you that enjoys the act of Going Somewhere, getting Bags of Shinies, then coming home and examining those shinies, and sometimes you gotta give the crow a treat?

🐹 Man, you're so consumerist-minded, you gotta let go of the -
🦝 Shut up you have a crow as well, anyway as I was saying, the act of going out, getting a large amount of Things and bringing them back satisfies the crow. It gives the crow warm feelings of abundance and security, and the mall and the online shopping apps can feed that crow but at the expense of your wallet.

Daughter just filled up two big canvas bags of library books. Overflowing. Swollen. Our rule is she can take as many as she can carry, and we always end up breaking it. Bulging, heavy sacks of shinies.

If you've got a hole in you that could be filled by getting heavy bags of shinies, the library keeps that crow FED. The crow doesn't know the difference between shopping and borrowing, the heavy bags taste the same, it just cares about Bags Of Stuff, it's the same feeling.

A Little Adventure to Go Somewhere and Acquire Stuff. It fills the same hole.

Except the library ALSO feeds the beast that enjoys REMOVING stacks of things from the house and going "Ahh, that's better, bit more room in here now," because after a couple of weeks you've got to take them back

...and get more

Very strong meme energy here.

The Apple Watch has a closed down ecosystem, only compatible with the iPhone. @trusted_device reverse engineered its interfaces and opened it up for compatibility with Android! ✨ WatchWitch ✨ allows you using your Apple Watch ⌚ on Android devices, interpreting your health data, answering messages on the Watch and more.

Demo video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHz8NHMhtLY
Read the full paper: https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.07210

for the record it definitely really does look like that, the map isn't wrong at all. so, just the Dutch again

#netherlands

"geometry glitch in the map data, or just the Dutch again?"

Liebe #AppSec Community!

(English below)

Wir *) haben nun offiziell den Call for Presentations des German #OWASP2025 Days 2025 eröffnet und freuen uns auf eine spannende Konferenz!

Der GOD, so wie der traditionell heißt, wird dieses Jahr am 26.11. in Düsseldorf stattfinden, mit Trainings am Vortrag und dem üblichen Networking-Event am Vorabend.

Wir wollen an die letztjährige Konferenz in Leipzig, die tollen Zuspruch bekommen hat, anknüpfen und suchen dich als Sprecherin oder Sprecher. Falls du ein spannendes Thema hast, was du dort vorstellen möchtest, würden wir uns freuen, wenn du dem Programmkomitee deine Idee unterbreiten würdest. Den CfP findest du unter https://god.owasp.de/2025/cfp . Wir haben Slots mit 20 und 40 Minuten Präsentationszeit.

Falls du Bekannte oder Kolleginnen/Kollegen kennst, die vielleicht gerne ihr Thema in Düsseldorf vorstellen wollen, leite dies gerne weiter.

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We've *) just opened the Call for Presentations for the German OWASP Day 2025 and looking much forward to an exciting conference, again.

This year's conference, nicknamed GOD traditionally, will take place on November 26 in Düsseldorf with training sessions the day before and the usual networking event the evening before.

We want to build on last year's conference in Leipzig, which was very well received, and thus are looking for you as a speaker. If you have an exciting topic that you would like to present in Düsseldorf, we would be delighted if you would submit your idea to the program committee. You can find the CfP at https://god.owasp.de/2025/en/cfp.html . We have slots with 20 and 40 minutes presentation time.

If you have friends or colleagues who might be interested presenting their topic, please pass this on.

*) "Wir" bedeutet wie jedes Jahr ein Team von Leuten, die dies ehrenamtlich mit viel Einsatz auf die Beine stellen.

As every year "we" is a team of volunteers who put this together with a great deal of commitment.

German OWASP Day 2025

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